Fictive Book Giveaway
28 August 2026 08:45Same rules as others: free in the States, you pay shipping if you’re internationally.
Rogan: We dropped into the sci-fi library briefly because there were a few books we wanted to add to the system... and found a big stack of comics on the cart labeled with our name. Turns out someone had donated the entire series of Transmetropolitan in trade paperback and we are the Person Who Knows Comics, so everyone decided to leave it for us. (Far as I know, there's one guy who knows manga and that's about it.)
We don't much care for Warren Ellis or his work (and this was not for lack of trying, back before we decided that our reading for fun is FOR FUN, plus Elli's reputation nose-dived), but Transmetropolitan is one of those series that are huge for a lot of people and critically acclaimed, so we are relieved to have the whole series just horked up in bulk in one go, sparing us the work. Thanks, mysterious donor!
We added it to the catalog, stickered and shelved it, and made a note on the mailing list so folks would know what we did.
The senior librarian responded with a bemused remark along the lines of, "I have no idea what Transmet is or why it matters, but yay, thanks for taking care of it!"
To which someone else responded, more or less, "yes, that is why we made it LB's problem."
Well, we've achieved our goal of becoming the head person for the comics section, I guess! (Seriously, though, we're glad about this. If we're the only person in that library who knows what Transmetropolitan is, we should be the one who handles comics.)
"It's because of the way anything feels possible. The soft tenacity of the narrator, the cozy familiarity. Like when the author told the story, she was telling it to me. Only me. It's like she wanted me to come to Eloraton, and she took me by the hand, and we went through story after story, and I didn't have to worry about if there would be a happy ending. I knew there would be.Blurb: Stagnating after a break-up, Elsy's car breaks down in a small town that is the setting of her favorite romance novel series. But the series was never finished, due to the untimely death of the author, leaving the town stuck in stasis too. And then there's the man in town who seems so familiar, but doesn't seem to be any character she can remember, and he wants everything to remain the same...
"It was a love that I knew wouldn't fail me. It was safe. It was a comfort when I was heartbroken and yearning to feel something good, because I couldn't imagine it on my own. I think that's why I love these books so much. Because even when I felt broken, Rachel Flowers was always there to show me that there were still happy ending to be found... even if they weren't mine."
What a organizational nightmare. We took a CD-ROM of:
—and after deleting all duplicates, superfluous images (background textures, etc.), it is now:
—and is actually fucking organized. (Issue 10 was in a subfolder in Issue 9. No author names were in the file names. You people live like this? YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS!)
All that remains is finishing the Table of Contents, listing what articles we want for later, and zip-and-ship on back.
Articles we want to go over for ourselves:
Gold star to Flash Renamer, that little program that made this WAY easier.

With this hypothesis in mind, all three members of "the family," as Sally used to speak of them, were interrogated, in search of some accident or emotional shock which might have caused a split in consciousness. (213-214)